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The 2008 Monmouth Hawks football team represented Monmouth University in the 2008 NCAA Division I FCS football season as a member of the Northeast Conference (NEC). The Hawks were led by 16th-year head coach Kevin Callahan and played their home games at Kessler Field. They finished the season 7–4 overall and 6–1 in NEC play to place second.
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